People who don’t know their envelopes

July 15, 2009

I throw a gravelly turd at them.


Remembering to make regular posts to keep your blog fresh and readable?

July 15, 2009

I shit on that.

With a side order of fried shit.


Pollen

June 24, 2009

I shit on it. And the bees that carry it. I shit on them too.


Weekends that end too soon…

May 10, 2009

… they need a good shitting-on.


Posh houses with pointlessly high walls, thick metal gates and CCTV?

May 1, 2009

Enclaves of septics in north-west London?

I pebble dash them.


Sick pigs

April 27, 2009

pig

I shit on them.


Sneaky Gin & Tonic hangovers…

April 25, 2009

…. that creep up on you like they’re not even a hangover, leaving you mysteriously cognitively imapaired. I shit on them.


Greene & Co

April 24, 2009

Letting agents in W9 who never reply to tenants’ emails or fix their flats.

I SHIT on them.


Boris Johnson?

April 23, 2009

I double shit on him.


Paddington Central’s anti-cycling cobbles and signs

April 23, 2009

I shit on them.