http://ishitonit.wordpress.com Shit things that need shitting on Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:00:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://ishitonit.wordpress.com http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/07/07/rebekah-brooks/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/07/07/rebekah-brooks/#comments Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:00:38 +0000 laurasbureau https://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/07/07/rebekah-brooks/ ]]> I take a dump on her from great height and hope her thick ginger mop is matted with fecal sludge for weeks to come.

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/07/07/rebekah-brooks/feed/ 0 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/30/ed-milibands-comment-on-todays-strike/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/30/ed-milibands-comment-on-todays-strike/#comments Thu, 30 Jun 2011 19:25:03 +0000 laurasbureau https://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/30/ed-milibands-comment-on-todays-strike/ ]]> I throw some meconiun filled nappies at him whilst considering whether to continue my labour party membership.

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/30/ed-milibands-comment-on-todays-strike/feed/ 0 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/david-camerons-moralising-about-families-fathers/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/david-camerons-moralising-about-families-fathers/#comments Sun, 19 Jun 2011 13:52:21 +0000 laurasbureau https://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/david-camerons-moralising-about-families-fathers/ ]]> I shit all over it.

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/david-camerons-moralising-about-families-fathers/feed/ 0 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/12/rainy-sundays/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/12/rainy-sundays/#comments Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:58:08 +0000 laurasbureau https://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/12/rainy-sundays/ ]]> I shit on them but they just wash the shit away.

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/12/rainy-sundays/feed/ 0 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/peter-hitchens/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/peter-hitchens/#comments Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:57:32 +0000 laurasbureau https://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/peter-hitchens/ ]]> After eating lots of Spanish cucumbers and German bean sprouts, I shit right at him.

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/peter-hitchens/feed/ 0 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/the-faux-localism-of-pickles-and-his-vile-party/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/the-faux-localism-of-pickles-and-his-vile-party/#comments Sun, 05 Jun 2011 16:16:30 +0000 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/?p=50 ]]> I drink a bottle of caster oil, take aim and shit all over them at a local, regional and national level.

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/the-faux-localism-of-pickles-and-his-vile-party/feed/ 0 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/numb-sausagey-fingers/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/numb-sausagey-fingers/#comments Sun, 05 Jun 2011 16:11:01 +0000 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/?p=46 ]]> I’d shit all over them if (a) I could reach and (b) it would help

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/numb-sausagey-fingers/feed/ 0 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/mice-that-eat-the-bait-but-do-not-get-killed-by-the-trap/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/mice-that-eat-the-bait-but-do-not-get-killed-by-the-trap/#comments Sun, 05 Jun 2011 16:09:49 +0000 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/?p=44 ]]> I shit on them till they suffocate.

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/mice-that-eat-the-bait-but-do-not-get-killed-by-the-trap/feed/ 0 laurasbureau http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2010/09/21/cyclists-who-undertake-you-and-then-pull-across-your-path/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2010/09/21/cyclists-who-undertake-you-and-then-pull-across-your-path/#comments Tue, 21 Sep 2010 20:54:57 +0000 squaresofwheat https://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2010/09/21/cyclists-who-undertake-you-and-then-pull-across-your-path/ ]]> I shit on them.

]]> http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2010/09/21/cyclists-who-undertake-you-and-then-pull-across-your-path/feed/ 0 dannybirchall http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/monday-mornings/ http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/monday-mornings/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:11:48 +0000 squaresofwheat http://ishitonit.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/monday-mornings/ ]]> I part my sleep-greased cheeks and unload a lost weekend’s weight of shit on them.

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